Smexy beast
most fricken hot guy your eyes ever saw. not only with looks, but actions and personality too. they often have fantastic abs, and bl–dy amazing hair. parents often at birth, see their smexy newborn and decide that the only possible name that could fit such a heavenly immortal is nicholas.
“omg, did you see that guy??” “who??” “that smexy beast!” “oh, that’s nick.” “omfg he is hot!!! look at his hair!!!” “heh. i sure have. he’s my bf ya know.” “you lucky dog!”
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