SMF


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really means stupid muhh fhuckka

when a person is gettin on your nerves and the say something stupid -ss fhuckk. you scream s.m.f
parent: girl u -this- close away from gettin yo -ss smaked

daughter: b-tt moms u got a big -ss b-mp on your forehead.

parent: b-tch i kno tht! u say some dumb -ss shidd s.m.f!!
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an abbreviation for “so much fun”.

the antonym of fml.
man: where were you last night.

man 2: i was at a karaoke bar. smf.
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stupid mother f-cker
did you just f-ck that b-tch with blue waffles? smf!
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save my f-cking seat.
what you say to your “friends” when you get up at a party to go get some more beer.
-sshole #1: “go fill my keg cup.”
-sshole #2: “smfs”
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“shaking my fist”

an acronym to let someone know that you are shaking your fist in joking anger. this can be thought of as going along with the phrase “why, i oughta….”
give me back my d-mn ps3, you’ve “borrowed” it for 5 months. smf
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abbreviation for sick mother f-cker
sarah: i just drank ten snapple teas!!!!
leah: you smf!!!!!!!!

-vulcan sign-
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acronym for “shake my fist”

when something is so ludicrous that a simple shake of the head will not suffice. geared towards actions that incite slight anger and/or annoyance.
girl 1: “say whaaaaaaat? did you hear that arnold banged his maid, fathered her child the same week he had his own with maria, and took her along on family vacations? shouldn’t he just go diaf?”

girl2: “agreed. roarrrr, smf!!!!”

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