smha


stands for “scratching my hairy -sshole.” an expression to use whenever you don’t feel like doing something and you’re so bored that you would rather scratch your -sshole.
guy 1: man where you gonna bang that girl
guy 2: i don’t know man
guy 1: you better get on it
guy 2: man smha i don’t feel like it

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