smhitacked
the act of being pulverized with a bear claw or having a sp-ce air craft launched directly into the upper regions of your lungs.
some side effects may include: excessive bruising, hair loss, nausea, bat like wings, sense of impending doom, and in some cases, death.
if you begin to experience a tingling sensation in toes or fingers, immediately consult your doctor for you may soon become a landing mine for extraterrestrials.
girl: i feel like i just got smhitacked.
boy: yikes. think you might have swine flu?
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