smidget
a person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm – 155cm)
damo – have you met malone…the new short stop, he’s a midget!
gavin – nah bro, he’s taller than that! he’s a smidget
a short person, but not quite a midget; a ‘smidge’ of a midget
debbie’s new boyfriend, ed is a smidget, he is only 4’5″.
a small bit of something.
sometimes, i like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.
a little bit less than a midget.
mom, check out that smidget. he’s knee-high to a bull frog.
a s-xy -ss short person thats not a midget. a person completely cool and knows everything. smidgets will rule the world.
that smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.
an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam… sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. dont smudge my smidge! a compliment to any human being.
that girl is so optimistic and lives in her own little world, what a smidget!
a cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5’1″
also see shortie
guy #1: dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
guy #2: naw fool. shes a smidget
a smidget roughly translates to 4 creep score in the moba game league of legends.
i’ll come mid after i get this smidget.
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