SMIF
shoot myself in face
“it’s only 11 a.m. on a tuesday? smif.”
“i wanted to smif at the bar yesterday when squid showed up wearing a batman costume.”
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an abbreviation for the hand gun ,smith and wesson..
yo!..that fool tried to yank me so i pulled out the smif’ and let off!
single mother i f-cked
there are two types of single mothers in this world, milfs and smifs
stands for ‘sorry my internet failed’ when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their sh-tty internet service provider.
“how’s everything going?”
-other person is offline-
-other person comes back online-
“smif =/”
“it’s cool”
or used as a verb:
– my internet smiffed
– i have a feeling i’m going to smif in a moment, my internet’s been dodgy all day!
s-stupid
m-mad
i-idiot
f-fool
1.are you a smif?
2.i’ve never seen a bigger smif than you.
1. a firearm, usually semiautomatic. also can be a pistol.
2. one of the rappers in the rap duo “smif-n-wessun”, most famous for the song “bucktown”.
person 1: man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
person 2: don’t worry about me, i’m good as long as i got my smif at my side.
person 1: rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
person 2: yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
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