smile target
when supervisors in a departmental store or supermarket monitor how often employees smile at customers—insincere smiling staff are preferred to grumpy-looking ones any time.
j-panese bosses are paranoid about the smile target, so it’s not uncommon for unproductive staff who smile a lot to secure a faster undeserved promotion.
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