smilf

soccer mom i’d like to f-ck
mrs. hurley is a smilf
a stepmother i would like to f-ck
dude your stepmom is a smilf
soccer-mother-i’d-like to f-ck
look at sallys mom on the sideline.. man i’d like to $#@# her..
smilf, or smurf milf, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or “kids,” she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her “kids.” smilfs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.
“smilf is so f-cking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment.”

kid 1: “you think smilf will let my girlfriend and i spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can’t in the dorms?”
kid 2: “of course dude, she’s f-cking awesome!”
single-mother-i’d-like-to-f-ck
miss hurly is a smilf
“soccer mom i’d like (to) f-ck”

a woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have s-xual intercourse. the smilf’s natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. smilf offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., madison, parker, walker, taylor, quinn).

other common smilf affiliations include, but are not limited to: range rover, whole foods, nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), rice krispy treats, juicy couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, oprah, meredith vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
woah, hudson, your mom is a total smilf, bruh!
a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale
1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi f-ck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

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