smilte
smilte is a girl with fair hair, usually foreign i.e lithuanian, she has very bad writing, she can be such a crazy b-tch, has serious anger issues, basically shes an ogre with mood swings, she gets very annoyed when people pr-nounce her name as “shmilta”. she is a gay f-ggot, she is actually sometimes pretty. she gets p-ssed off very easily.
guy 1- hey, isn’t that shmilta over there?
guy 2- don’t call her shmilta she gets p-ssed off! her name is smilte.
guy 1- oh shet, okay
guy 2- what a f-ggot
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