SMIP
stands for ‘suck my imaginary p-n-s’.
person 1: you know what?
person 2: what?
person 1: smip.
person 2: oh no you didn’t.
person 1: oh yes i did.
describes when you feel attractive, confident, humorous, and a little bit s-xual.
friend: you look good today!
guy: i feel very smip right now actually.
friend: i love that feeling, but when i get it, i end up accidentally doing something really embarr-ssing and clumsy.
guy: that is a dangerous potential side effect of excess smip.
a southern maryland inport. person who migrated into southern maryland.
house prices sure are up since the smip invasion.
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