Smirking off
to smirk off, or also known as giving someone a “look” of smirkyness. this phrase was invented by a future female chemist.
“did you call me stupid?”
“no, i was saying something else and then i saw u turn so i said your name. why are you calling me stupid?”
“i didn’t!”
” i saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid”
“hahaha”
jacking off in cl-ss to a hot chick.
yo, this kid in cl-ss was totally smirking off to that new chick.
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