Smirnoff Goon Bag
the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian’s lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag
person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka… but f-ck i don’t have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a smirnoff goon bag, they’re only $22!!!!! and taste great
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