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• make your knees touch your elbows

  to bend over forward, possibly to engage in s-xual acts. “i love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low…” -nelly, “e.i.” when jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, i felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a […]

• Balrog Run

  a balrog run is to go to a predefined area of interest to search for an unkown person or object. this phrase was originally coined by the youtube channel, worldoftheorange. ex. 1 me: “harry potter sure does have a sh-tty time finding horcruxes.” friend: “yeah. the last three movies are just one big balrog run.” […]

• slow news day

  semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on. boss: how come you only made 5 sales all day? you: it was a slow news day, i guess jim: yo, sup? tim: f-ck all jim: slow news day, i take it? tim: f-ck, yeah!

• squash-brain

  tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (level after squash belly; see squash belly) “ben and timmy get squash-brain every day.”

• Boastman

  the occasional -sshole postman that some unlucky neighborhoods have to deal with. the one you want to be friends with just because he is quick to remind you he has the ability to: steal your ident-ty, make you buy a new 20 dollar mailbox every week by “accidently” hitting it over and over, or to […]

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