Smith Cocktail
developed at smith college, an all-female inst-tution, the smith c-cktail is a c-cktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile -ssistant and a sedative. when properly administered the smith c-cktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios.
smithee 1: “that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he’s gay”
smithee 2: “we’ll see about that; i’ve got a smith c-cktail with his name on it”
smithee 1: “can i have him when you’re done? i haven’t seen a p-n-s in months”
smithee 2: “sure! but you’ve got to drag him to your room yourself”
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