Smithfalls
a dirt town 40 approx. minutes from ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every sh-t-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough sh-t. the i.q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.
john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.
mom: you’re gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my i.q is a lot higher then 90.
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