Smithwich
a human sandwich comprised of justin smith and aldon smith, with either light or dark qb meat in the middle, whereby the dual outside forces are so great that it makes the qb go full r-t-rd.
“ashkon’s ‘niners in paris’ song is giving me such a harb-n-r! i hope the players are getting fully torqued off his song in antic-p-tion of the game too.”
“same here… mostly, i can’t wait to see eli get smithwiched!”
“me neither! he’s already half r-t-rd, so going simple jack is just another sunday walk in the park… candlestick park.”
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