Smitty Fingers
sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.
example 1:
bella: get you’re smitty fingers off me!
george: 🙁
example 2:
gary: nom chocolate!
bill: -slaps hand away- keep you’re smitty fingers away from my easter egg!
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