Smitty Kid


a young male (usually high school age) who is an excellent student and a very likeable, friendly guy. usually late and very rowdy in cl-ss. teachers don’t know how to handle smitty kids because they are good students, but they are constantly trying to persuade the teacher into letting them do group work with their large circle of friends (note: only one smitty kid per group of friends). smitty kids love to laugh, but may get out of hand if their pride is not chequed.
oh man, that smitty kid is so cool and popular!
did you see the swag on that smitty kid yesterday?
man, that smitty kid is really getting on her nerves!

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