SMLD-suck my lifes dick
i’m tired of hearing bad things about peoples days and saying “fml” “f-ck my life”…how about you tell me the super bad-ss things in your day and cheer my antidepressent taken -ss up with some happy thoughts…so i introduce: smld- suck my lifes d-ck! celebrate your life and make everyone who had a sh-tty day or even just a plain old ordinary day suck your lifes d-ck for being that much more bad-ss than theirs.
“so today walked in and my b-tch made a sandwhich, f-ck yeah! smld”
“oh, sh-t i just found $20 in my jeans! h-lllllll yeah smld!!”
“smld-suck my lifes d-ck”
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