s’mo’bese
(pr-nounced suh-moe-beese) literally, some more obese. 1.) used to describe the weight cl-ss above merely obese. 2.)typically characterized by rolls of fat on arms and legs accompanied by constant heavy breathing.
dear g-d, that isn’t a van, it’s a person! that guy isn’t just obese, he’s s’mo’bese!
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