smock

to j-zz your pants while getting a lap dance from a stripper (preferred from guam)
ermagerd! i just smocked myself
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a badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like wal-mart, sam’s club and home depot. the smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. they are also usually filthy. source of the term smock job.
if you need to find a salesperson at wal-mart, just look for a nasty, big–ssed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. when you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you “hon.”
a boy or man with a small c-ck. very very small c-ck.
girl: wow look at that really hot guy!!! friend: yea i would hit if he didn’t have a smock.

the real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

get that microscopic smock away from me.
smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. the act of ejaculating
2. v. furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. see smock-time

3. v. two european men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. “i smocked your sister in the face.” or “when i saw your mom i smocked myself.”
2. “i just got smocked.” or “i smocked you so hard you cried.”

3. “european guys look gay when they smock.”
something that gets dirty. usually descibes a filthy sk-nk with a false sense of ent-tlement who may be cognitively delayed. can be used as an insult.
hey man, there’s a smock confirmed over there. or that stupid smock served me raw meat!
verb – to smile with one’s p-n-s.
that guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.
a excessively large shirt. if someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out ‘smock’ to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.
check out lachlan’s smock!

holy cr-p that is a huge smock! what a pr-ck!