Smocrastinate
smo-kras-tin-ate: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. the resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
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must people smocrastinate when it’s below zero outside? i thought we’d never get in. jeez, i’m a smoker and i hate those people.
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