smoft
smooth and soft = smoft
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or b-tt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone’s smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. b-tt smoft, an act of smofting on someone’s bare -ss
guy 1: it’s time for your smoft. lift up your shirt
person a: i’m going to smoft you 8 times
person b: you are so gay
-guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare -ss-
guy 2: wow, it’s a full moon tonight, time to b-tt smoft you
smooth and soft. can mean cool. or getting high
dam this is really smoft,
im smoft off my head
smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.
her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!
when your hair is soft, usually after washing it.
also, it usually smells like the shampoo/conditioner you used.
taylor: my hair is smoft today!!
me: omg no way!
adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.
“wow – your legs are really smoft”
adj. a conjunction of the words soft and smell. used to describe the majority of attractive women, reflecting the general comfort one feels when holding her in your arms.
jimi: all i know about women is two things: they’re soft and they smell nice.
jason: so they’re sort of… smoft?
jimi: yeah, smoft.
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