smog

acronym for “secretly men obey girls”
example #1:

person #1: “can’t make it today, my girl’s keeping me busy all day!”
person #2: “sounds like smog is actually a thing.”

example #2:

on twitter: “soon it’s valentine’s day again – men, get yourselves together for our women! #smog”

example #3:

“while giving your gf a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of smog.”

example #4:

person #1: “what’s popping, bro?”
person #2: “not too much, just finished doing my girlfriends homework.”
person #1: “again? isn’t she doing that all the time with you?”
person #2: “yes, but i just can’t say no to her! after all, she threatened me with less s-x if i don’t do it…”
person #1: “she’s using you, break up with her! the smog took over your thoughts!”
20 more definitions
term used by gay men still officially “in the closet” to proposition others without directly asking for s-x. an outright calling for s-x, akin to bathroom feet touching in the larry craig incident.
hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
huh?
oh, never mind
visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (los angeles). the word ‘smog’ comes from the combination of the words ‘smoke’ and ‘fog’.
there were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around toronto because of sars; los angeles is still like that because of smog.
s-xy man of god
check out dan over there, he is such a smog
cigarettes
d-mn! i left my smogs at the wh-r-house.
short for sweet mother of g-d
1: you dropped coffee on my f-ckin cashmere pants?!
2: im so so sorry!!
3: (laughing) smog
sudden moment of gay-ness
he had a smog (sudden moment of gay-ness).
v. one who has consumed or smoked marijuana or cannabis and is strongly under the influence of marijuana or cannabis.
i smoke some dank today, i smogged out.