smoggie
a person originating from teesside, north east england, particularly middlesbrough and stockton, usually an avid fan of premier league side middlesbrough football, and the g-d that is juninho. geordie and mackam haters, and so called because of the smog produced by the i.c.i chemical plant. shortened from original nickname of “smog monster.”
the smoggies painted the town red after middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in cardiff, especially since the geordies won jack sh-t
cigarette
he was outside token a smoggie when the cat was talking the the small child.
middlesbrough football fan with tunnel vision
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