smoke-broke
to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you’re jonesing for one.
dude 1: can i get a cig from you man?
dude 2: sorry man, im smoke-broke. try getting a job and
buying your own.
dude1: dude2, im smoke-broke, man. can i grab a smoke?
dude2: um…sure, but first you must dance. it will please
me….
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