smoke detector

snoop dogg’s worst enemy
“who is the nizzle that set up a smoke detector in my hizzle!?”
1. a device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning
-beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!-

–dude, the smoke detector just went off!

–what’s that mean!

–nothing, i guess. maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

–oh.

-house burns down-
a device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. it goes off when your toast starts to burn. every house should have atleast one smoke detector.
if you don’t have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.
a woman who is in utter denial of her husband’s h-m-s-xuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.
g-y sales -ssociate: are you two finding everything ok?
husband shopper: these chinos are fabulous! can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
wife shopper: (grips husband’s hand and says): we’re fine thanks.

someone who always shows up right after you spark the endo.

snoop dogg in half baked is a good example of a smoke detector.
“sh-t n-gg-, i can smell that chronic, lets get a puff”

“yo f-ck you muf-ckin smoke detector motherf-cker”