smoke monkey


city dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
someone from a ‘big smoke’ environment.
a concrete tarzan.
possible car theif.
bloke 1: dave, your mate mick’s got a headstrong att-tude, why’s he in people’s faces all the time?
bloke 2: he’s a good guy, mate, but what’d you expect, dude’s a f-cking smoke monkey.
a stoner that smokes too much weed and tries to wrangle more people into being a smoke monkey…
“dude there’s a smoke monkey after me!”

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