smoke my cock
a direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. usually said to an enemy or foe. can be modified into a question. ex. why don’t you smoke my c-ck?
while waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. i told him to go smoke my c-ck.
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