smoke scrump dew
v. 1. to walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. a chain-smoker who enjoys s-xual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. any combination of the above.
dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? now that’s smoke scrump dew!
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