Smokegoat
similar to a scapegoat, a smokegoat is someone who you can blame your cigarette smell on. a good smokegoat is someone you kick it with frequently who is known to smoke like a chimney and is well-known by your significant other or parents.
i smoked half a pack tonight, so i better have a good smokegoat in mind for when my girl asks about the smell.
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