smokeless tobacco

1. dip- hands down one of g-d’s greatest gifts to man. shredded tobacco that comes in snuff(sand-like), fine cut(short strands), and long cut(longer cuts of tobacco). it is sold in a can and is put between your lip and gums. new users will experience a “buzz” from the nicotine, but experienced dippers(myself included) build a tolerance to the nicotine and it just makes you feel like a million bucks. popular brands are: copenhagen(the manliest but expensive), skoal(expensive and for p-ss-es), and grizzly(cheap but satisfying). dip also comes in a variety of flavors such as natural, straight, wintergreen, mint, whiskey flavors, and fruity flavors(mainly skoal which is for new dippers).

2. chew- leaf tobacco that you chew on unlike dip. it does not give you a buzz but the taste is much milder than dip. it comes in a pouch and is place in your cheek. popular brands are red man(the cl-ssic chew), taylor’s pride(expensive but worth it), and levi garret(also another cl-ssic chew). chew is not flavored like dip is. the taste is very sweet and has a hint of raisin taste to it in my opinion.
1. joe- man i’m fresh outta my grizzly natural long cut. can you spot me a pinch of your copenhagen straight?
trent- sure man anything for my boy.

2. hilton- this red man smokeless tobacco is makin’ me spit like a water hose i reckon.
joey- shut up hilton, you’re a v-g-n-. (not because chew is for v-g-n-s)