smokes and milk
when your kids are being total d-ckheads and you say you’re heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that’s your way out of this h-llish kid-filled life.
“we ruined dad’s box of vintage playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. that was 18 years ago. and come to think of it, he didn’t even smoke!”
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