Smokes we won’t pay
when you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. you end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. they basically give them to you just for coming into the store.
mike, ” hey kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen sh-t running down our legs.”
kyle, ” the only store around is that f-cked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road.”
mike, ” well atleast smokes we won’t pay”
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