smokeskank
adj, noun: a foul and pungent odor comprised of several aggresious odorifious iminations including but not limited to: ciggerate smoke, body odor, cheap colloge,wh-r-s, your momma, and burnt hair,
“you smell like smokesk-nk, have you been at the bowling alley?”
“you got the smokesk-nk brother!”
note: this smell can not be attained for a smoke free enviroment like: church, crisis pregency centers, or sugerical rooms.
we apologize to all bowling alley owners.
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