smokey pipe
mastebating under water so when you c-m it looks like you p-n-s is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.
denise: “hey wanna try the smokey pipe move.”
jake: “sure if you don’t mind a nice, thick, white, smoke”
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