Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair
n. when you wake up during the night and your friend is f-cking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
wow, last night i awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her v-g-n-. my friend toby just gave my girlfriend the smoking c-ck gun of misery and despair!!!!!
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