Smoking Dick


when someone says somethings stupid
“yeah i ate dog sh-t the other day.”

“what the f-ck this b-tch smoking d-ck.”
to waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.
“are you doing your work?”

“no, i’m smoking d-ck.”

“where is nick?”
“smoking d-cks at the bomb range.”
#420 #yolo #stop #kony #2012

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