Smoking Pistol
the act of taking a drag off a ciarette, holding the smoke, then shotgunning a beer then exhaling the smoke afterwards.
drunken voice mail message: dude i just invented the craziest thing you like you know smoking yeah so yeah you take a drag then you shotgun yeah then after you blow out the smoke i call it the smoking pistol.
next message: yeah so im kinda mad cause right after i invented it i went on the internet and apparently its already been invented as the “smoking gun” but i dont care i’m still putting it on definithing.com as my own.
last message: welp its on definithing.com now and im the first smoking gun is now mine i mean smoking pistol oh son of a bi..
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