smoking the blue crack
acting like a complete idiot. presumably “the blue crack” is drain-o crystals. “have you been smoking the blue crack?” is thus -n-logous to “have you been drinking turpentine?”
note that this usage pre-dates the use of “blue crack” as slang for tylenol pm.
“a customer asked me today if i could see her computer screen through the phone. i asked her if she was smoking the blue crack.”
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