smolfering
attempting to show an angst-ridden, s-xy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.
“the b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would’ve been described as ‘smoldering’ if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering.”
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