Smonkey


an appropriate way to call someone a s-x-monkey in public.
pete: hey smonkey!
-sally gives pete the look-
someone who is sweet. (from sweet monkey)
i love you, smonkey.
a smart white person. can be male or female.
sarah thinks she’s all smonkey because she’s in grad school.

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