smoochie daddy
when a really h-rny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man’s folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a s-xual fashion. can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a “smoochie mommy”.
brittany: hey pete, can i perform a smoochie daddy on you? pete: sure brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. brittany(after collecting and drinking the sweat): mmm, tastes just like last week’s. pete: well, why wouldn’t it? i only ever shower once a year.
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