Smoochiguise


when someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. they try to get booty from girls, but fail. they usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. if you spot a smoochiguise, it’s best that you simply beat them up.

smoochiguise origninated from the combination of smooch, and guise, the i stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. it is generally a derogatory term.
“ha, you stupid smoochiguise!”

“kit is a smoochiguise!”

“smoochiguise annoy me”

“that kid tommy is such a freakin’ smoochiguise! i hate him!”

“that kids a smoochiguise? guess we’d better beat him up.”

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