Smoocholini
something you call the italian girl in your life. a cross between mussolini and the word smooch.
note: do not use this unless she has an amazing sense of humour and it wouldn’t hurt if she was in love with you.
friend: hey, bro. how did ellie like your valentines gift?
you: oh man! she turned all smoocholini on me again, it was a great night!
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