Smoofing
when you sniff crack off of your boyfriends -ss and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint f-ckin that b-tch again.
smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
if you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. if no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. if everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
scoring is based on 3 things: appearance, swagger, and overall awesomeness. the crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
a perfect score is 9900.
smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.
my recent smoofing scores:
appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,
swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
overall awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
final score: 9295
i win.
your recent smoofing scores:
appearance: 875, 885, 901
swagger: 920, 916, 923
overall awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
final score: 8266
score below 9000, you lose.
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