Smoosh
to have s-xual intercourse
hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh
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to have s-x with; to f-ck
past tense: smooshed
also see: smooshing
ie:
-what did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-bro, we smooshed! 😉
this word originates from jersey sh-r-.
it is plainly s-x. intercourse. f-cking. parking the garage. usually orange people use this term when they are h-rny and are dtf.
snookie want smoosh smoosh!
when a man inserts his flaccid p-n-s into a women’s v-g-n-.
bro, i smooshed with sam last night after i creeped at the club.
the act of a woman placing a persons head between her br–sts and hugging.
my girl gives the best smooshes.
a combination of smooch and squish. usually a term of affection.
that kitten is so freaking adorable i just want to smoosh it half to death.
during times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and lava. made famous by rasericgames, a let’s play youtube channel
you need to smoosh across the lava if you want the grand star!
when a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.
big human: “i’m tired, want to go lay down?”
little human: “yeah but i’m going to totally smoosh you!”
big human: “after a good night of smooshing i always get no fx hot dog in the hallway in my head.”
little human:
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