smoot

a midwestern american term describing a tight and usually clean shaven v-g-n-. it the widely considered to be the highest quality of v-g-n-, and is rarely found on any females with the exception of young college girls from the suburbs
i went to purdue for the weekend and found some serious smoot, d-mn that was good smoot. smooty smooty smoot smoot. mm mm.
a unit of distance first used for measuring the harvard bridge. it is named after an mit fraternity pledge at lambda chi alpha fraternity, oliver r. smoot (cl-ss of 1962), who in october, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. the smoot is equal to his height: 5’7″ (1.70 m).
harvard bridge is 364.4 smoots and one
ear.
the wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your -ss crack. smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty sanchez.
my back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.
79% of the earth is covered by water
the rest is covered by smoot
smoot.

1) an adjective referring to a “sh-t-bag.” a term referencing a piece of sh-t.
2) an adjective referring to a blue falcon or a buddy f-cker.”

3) an adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.
“that guy just smoots about everything.”

“you swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you f-cking smoot!”
“you slept with my wife you smoot!”
smoots

another word for smooches when writing in chat
it’s usually written $m00tz
the $ is for the worth of spending time smooting
extra $$$$$$$ b4 teh m00tz means more luv
k3wl anythingz possible

-ttyl8tr smoots<3<3<3 or -ttyl8tr $$$$m00tz<3<3<3 mixture of fog and soot. dude, look at that smoot! 1 2 3 next › last »