smooth as sandpaper
a way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.
reggie: watch me tie my shoes! oh no! i forgot the bunny ears part!
art: wow! you are as smooth as sandpaper, reggie! now let’s get back to 11th grade math.
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