smooth crisis
a situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1
person 1- “bro, i need a smooth man, help me out jew”
person 2- “i don’t have any, it’s a smooth crisis.”
person 1- “you’ve gotta be kidding me…”
example 2
person 1- “i…need…smooth…”
person 2- “shutup man you know it’s a smooth crisis”
person 1- “fml”
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